Things are stuck like this forever. Yeah. Homer, it's trash day. Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum, a library card? He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes, also known as The Simpsons Halloween episodes, are a series of episodes in the animated series The Simpsons.They are Halloween specials, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments. Treehouse of Horror XXVI Original Air Date on October 25, 2015 ( laughs ) There's no such thing as ghosts, you dumb kids! If you like space in the attic, are you gonna be happy. watch 01:20. I've let my organ lust come between me and my son. You got all the good stuff. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight (THEME PLAYING IN SINISTER TUNE). She looks like a background character in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon! Yes, yes, I-I knew that. Mark Forums Read; Quick Links It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one-hour lessons. And yet I'm still not satisfied. I thought our mysterious pranksters might be here tonight. Treehouse of Horror XII. On the biggest day of his life when he accepts the Nobel Prize, you're not gonna be there! But that doesn't make you any less of a man. After first freezing Lisa, Bart says "Wow, she looks like a background character from a Hanna-Barbera cartoon". I'd better call my wife, tell her I'll be late. You know, now that I have my hammer-screwdriver, I could reanimate him without the needless switching of tools. The scene changes to a runway. Muffins are surprisingly high in calories. Oh, I've waited so long to hear you say that. When Lisa uses the stopwatch at the end of "Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off", the things that suddenly happen to the other members of the family are: The upper portion of their bodies become rockets and zoom around. Also from Benny Hill. BBC. It must be tough to win the Nobel Prize and lose your father on the same day. Cover of a DVD collection of "Treehouse of Horror" episodes. D'fhéach 16.22 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Okay. Well, I work better in a structured environment. Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Year: 2003 There are few criticisms more damning to an episode of The Simpsons than "Family Guy did it first." This references the song being played in the opening scene of the original movie as Tony walks through the city. Treehouse of Horror VI Written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David S. Cohen [under a square root sign] Directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson ===== Production code: 3F04 Original airdate in N.A. It was first broadcast in the United States on the Fox Network on November 2, 2003. Hey, that was self-defense. So I covered the meeting hall with ultraviolet powder. Actually, I guess we can do anything we want and no one will stop us! Let us kill them before learning of the magical secret which they possess! (CHUCKLES) ("CAROL OF THE BELLS" PLAYING) (GRUNTS) All: Aah! “Ow, ooh.Ooh, ow, oy. EABF21: Treehouse Of Horror XIV . This episode marks the second time Homer was cast to be a Marvel Comics character (which also was a beast-like character); the first time was in ", Referring to the remark about Homer talking about the previous episode, this also sort of happens in ". That's it! Son, it doesn't take five brains in your head to know that's a bad idea. First he bumps into jogging Ned Flanders asking him Who are you, the 700 Club. Sideshow Bob! 10/17/16 02:31 (THUNDER CRASHES) Oh, Dad, why are you taking us Christmas tree shopping on Halloween? "My dad's job takes him to all parts of the community. thohn1.mp3. The episode was nominated for the 2004 Emmy … "Clean but nauseous." For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. The announcer tells of the next item in their fall catalogue, "A vision in raspberry cream." Aah! Concrete in the sandbox? You know, Milhouse? ↑ ‘Treehouse of Horror IV’ script, Simpson Crazy. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween specials, are a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated series The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. With the rolling and the heaving and the you make me sick! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Bart, run like the (MISPRONOUNCING) wind! This is a tremendous honor. The only exception is ", Curb Your Enthusiasm: When Marge tells Homer to take the old Death to the curb for the trash pickup, Homer replies, "I'll curb him, but without enthusiasm!". ♪ The Simpsons 25x02 ♪ Treehouse of Horror XXIV Original Air Date on October 6, 2013 (yells) (beeping) (groans) (singing opera) (playing the blues) (playing the blues) (monster shrieking) (bird caws) (chuckles) (all screaming) (all moaning, shrieking) (horn honking) (panting) (screams) (tires screech) D'oh! The science, and the love, and that physics we call quantum. Strangely enough, when Lisa does all of this, Bart somehow changes back to his normal self. This is the first Treehouse of Horror episode to have a character directly reference in one segment the events of another segment (Homer expresses regret that he gave up on his Death powers regarding Frinkenstein upon witnessing his actions). Will too, 'cause this place is full of witnesses. What happens if I press this button? “ARE YOU READY FOR TALES THAT WILL SHATTER YOU SPINE AND BOIL YOUR BLOOD?! Kang: Pathetic humans! To even gaze upon it is to go mad. When the Simpsons are hula-hooping, Bart moves from the floor to his bed. Directed by Mike B. Anderson, Timothy Bailey. BART We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. Instead, they've requested the 1941 Glenn Ford movie, 2000 Miles to Oregon. It's a lot like the 20th except everybody's afraid, and the stock market is much lower. We've already got our Christmas decorations up! All rights goes to the original owners of the content shown in this video. ↑ DVD Movie Guide's review of The Simpsons: The Complete Fifth Season Now we had to replace several vital organs with machinery. : 30-Oct-95 Capsule revision F, 22-Feb-97 / Interim update A, 7-Nov-99 Does this mean they'll never cancel the Jim Belushi Show? When Lisa uses the stopwatch at the end Bart changes back from his 25 year old self back to his 10 year old self without explanation. Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. In one of their changes, they look like characters from the. This candy's terrible! We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one. Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence? The pyramids were actually built by Sears. Boobs! Oh, thank you. I'm here to accept the Nobel Prize for stupid. Spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Wow! The flash then extends into a line. And it looks like that this episode is rated TV-G, due to graphic violence enjoy the show.) Edit. "Treehouse of Horror XIV" is the first episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season. If we're both touching the watch, neither of us will be affected. You saw I'd become a monster and you stopped me like a man. (Maggie resemble Baby Gerald.). The last time I saw him alive, he was going to study sharks. It almost sounded like he plans to tear organs out of living people. Boobs! 14 spins, and Wendell threw up! ♪ The Simpsons 26x04 ♪ Treehouse of Horror XXV This has been a bad week, even for you, Simpson. Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you, boychik. They're showing a Halloween episode in November! And better. Oh, man. (IN SPOOKY TONE) Jasper, your time has come! 15x01 - Treehouse of Horror XIV. Do you realize what this means? But I miss being a regular kid in the real world. It's not... (YELLS) My hand! Students: 13! Well, it's not too late. First, Homer kills the Grim Reaper and takes his place in Reaper Madness. Boy, have I been barking up the wrong tree. What's happening? Homepage; Forum. They return to normal, but are playing with hula-hoops. Why, of course, Father. Some kind of a tin can man from Planet Tomorrow? The scene where Professor Frink kicks his father in the crotch is similar to the second Scooby-Doo movie, where Velma kicks the Black Knight ghost in the crotch, saying it was his "weak spot". First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns. Come! One of the comics Bart pulls out is titled ‘Batman and Rhoda’. (A scene from the movie plays and then is cut off with a flash. -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV" The title "The Devil and Homer Simpson" appears in front of the painting, which depicts Satan's head. So what am I? Frink's father, as Frankenstein, harvesting organs, but from living people. Will you just take him out to the curb? Treehouse of Horror XIII Treehouse of Horror XIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Referencing that background characters in cartoons are often still and motionless. ( retching ) We have a winner! (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) You thieving hussy! "Prime-Time TV Ratings", Rocky Mountain News, p. 18D. This transcript isn't tidy! We all know there's no happy ending there. Because the penalty for strike three is death. Well, you'll be seeing lots of nuns where you're going, pal- Hell! The bobble head Simpson family are like the bobble head universe from the Futurama episode The Farnsworth Parabox, 4ACV15. I only wish my dear father were here to see me win. "Treehouse of Horror XIV" is the fourteenth Halloween episode of The Simpsons, originally aired on November 2, 2003, two days after Halloween. And I thought Halle Berry went nuts during her acceptance speech. Every brain unlocks more secrets of the universe. Will everyone please stop fighting and burning? You've made receiving the Nobel Prize the happiest day of my life. 14! When Frinkenstein walks down the street after reassembling himself from other people's body parts, the music playing over the scene is "Stayin' Alive" from Saturday Night Fever. But in this case, it did! You can still fly to Stockholm. They switch sexes. But at night, they take on a life of their own. You know, Dr. Herschbach, our jobs are actually not that different. Yeah. According to some DVD commentary, the reason why the episodes are non-canon is a trade-off for the writers. Allow me to satisfy your Hebraic desires. As usual, I must warn you that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you who have children want to send them off to bed and-- (someone hands her a paper) Oh my, it seems the show is so scary, that Congress won't even let us show it. I bumped off the love of my life according to your divine whim. This is most exciting Nobel Prize ceremony ever. [9F04] Treehouse of Horror III ... Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. Just please return the "Jabba the Butt" tattoo. SEASON FIFTEEN :: 25 Quotes . This is what the Nobel Prize is all about. Check it out! And I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but gummy worms! Have you stopped to think about who you're hurting with this rampage? "Treehouse of Horror XIV" is a Halloween-themed episode from the fifteenth season of the animated comedy series The Simpsons. With the breathing and the tingling and the... What's this radiator where my pupik should be? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me. There are some good moments of Homer as Death, indiscriminately killing people because of course he would, but there's also Homer outrunning God on a motorcycle and Death chasing Bart while Benny Hill music plays. 28x04 - Treehouse of Horror XXVII. Mother used to say we got along like positrons and anti-neutrinos. I might occasionally kill out of anger or to illustrate a point. Good grief. ( gasps ) ( bellowing ) ( screaming ) And now it's time for the cartoon. Please welcome Nobel laureate Dr. Dudley Herschbach and Emmy nominee Jennifer Garner. Marge begins with a scary story about a witch who died a horrible death. (Welcome everyone to the Simpsons 4th Halloween special, I am here to tell you that the following show is very scary... with stuff that will give your children nightmares. When Bart and Lisa begin fighting, the pile of candy disappears from the carpet. Can I punch Oscar de la Hoya for a while? I don't want to go on this oceanographic expedition, Father. I don't get lost anymore! Due to budget cuts, music class will now have a two-drink minimum. 10/20/14 04:08 (Johnny Carson Tonight Show theme playing) Kang: Live from Rigel 7, Conquerors of Rigels 4 through 6, it's the 25th annual Treehouse of Horror! 15x01 - Treehouse of Horror XIV. Maybe I can help you two patch up your differences. [ Chuckles ] Oh, you'll never make it stick, dude. Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum, a libray card. Marge sits in the middle of the front room with a flashlight. Then, Professor Frink's father is revived, only to kill people and steal their organs in Frinkenstein. Kodos: Who's still thinking about halloween? (GASPS) Cool! A model's shapely legs make their way down the runway. Uh... You'll need to patch up more than that. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 2, 2003. We've already got our Christmas decorations up. I thought I'd love eating only frosting and giving the pope a wedgie. Fingers have been shoved up noses, pants have been pulled down, and Mayors have been repeatedly humiliated. Now release me from this ghastly vocation. Is from the show of the same name. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I'm alive! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. When Homer is going down to get some better seats at the game, everyone he touches dies. There is no naked lunch lady! Wait till the other kids see we're already on the red unit of "Adventures in Reading!". Wait, when people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us. Milhouse, we broke the watch! I finally found a dead guy's clothes that fit me! You all have such big hearts... And such big brains with large, juicy, dripping-with-knowledge heads! I didn't throw up, I held it in. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. 26x04 - Treehouse of Horror XXV. Jerry Lewis voices a "he-man scientist" who bears a striking physical resemblance to Doc Savage from Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze. I want to see boobs in the soup! Well, I did finish first in the Walk for the Cure of homosexuality. Sir, your son has brought you into the 21 st century. He was testing out a new blood-based suntan lotion. Remember Me? Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Treehouse of Horror XIV", den cúigiú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 2 Samhain 2003.Scríobh John Swartzwelder an eipeasóid seo. 26x04 - Treehouse of Horror XXV. Because in America, everything's way too early. Treehouse of Horror XIV është epizodi i parë i sezonit të 15-të i serialit të animuar The Simpsons.Megjithëse kjo është epizodi i dytë i Treehouse of Horror që do të jetë animuar në mënyrë digjitale, është e para për të transmetuar pas kalimit dixhital të përhershëm (fillimisht do të jetë në sezonin e katërmbëdhjetë në rendin e prodhimit). To repeat what I said a moment ago, you are so dead! "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XIV (TV Episode 2003) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Would anyone like to see Mr. Simpson harvest a soul? Writing three 7-minute segments was just too taxing for the writers, so it was proposed that they could do anything without worrying about continuity to appease them.The yearly Halloween special was named \"Treehouse of Horror\" because the original special depicted the Simpson children in their treehouse telling sca… The part of the intro where Kang and Kodos discuss the ridiculousness of airing a Halloween themed episode in November is a reference to the fact that many Treehouse of Horror episodes-despite their Halloween theme-tend to air after the holiday due to Fox's contract with Major League Baseball for the World Series. (Male Voice) Doggone it. Move it! Mother always said a curvy spine is the devil's roller coaster. Bart stopped time with his magic stopwatch! This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Missing speakers; actions are in the same lines as speakers Remove this … Jerry Lewis played Frinks father which makes sense since Frink is based on Jerry Lewis' character from The Nutty Professor which sort of makes him Professor Frinks Father. (CLEARS THROAT) Thank you. What a great crowd. Back in the gallery once again. Directed by Steven Dean Moore. It was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Steven Dean Moore. I'm going smorgasbord on these Poindexters! Maggie gets possessed by a demon; Lisa discovers a creepy/perfect version of her family in an alternative universe; Homer cannibalizes himself. Hmm. Like why is my nose jammed full of army men? F.D. Pardon me, comin' through, rest in peace, you're dead, take a dirt nap, feed the worms. ", "He performs a valuable service but is often misunderstood", "like a vulture or the flesh-eating maggot.". The scene where Death is chasing the Simpson family in the upstairs of their house is similar to the Scooby-Doo characters being chased through a set of rooms. Jerry Lewis reprised his role from The Nutty Professor. ↑ The Simpsons offers Homer Donut Hell, Fried Donut Ho ↑ Moore, Frazier (November 4, 1993). See? You've disgraced the name of John Nerdlebaum Frink. However, a man blocks Homer from touching his forehead he survives. THEN CHOKE ON THESE!” Maude Flanders[src] "Treehouse of Horror XIII" is the first episode of Season 14, as well as the thirteenth Halloween episode. You kids have got to learn that actions have consequences! Milhouse, do you have your change purse? Thanks to my latest invention, the soul catcher. 28x04 - Treehouse of Horror XXVII. Julie Kavner played Rhoda’s sister, Brenda, on the show. (Marge comes out from behind a curtain)Marge: Hello, once again. Homie, I disagree with your approach to the children. All rights reserved. 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